caramasons:

when all you want is for your favorite character to be happy but all they get to be is dead

(Source: briannaefraser)

  • Character: *dies*
  • Me: haha we're just gonna ignore that
Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you; they were born for a different time.

Abi bin Abi Taleb (599—661 A.D.)

(Source: mangomamita)

scifantasy:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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siriusblaack:

An Endless List of My Favorite Characters

5/: Sirius Black

“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.” 


You sing. You dance. You act. You basically do everything. Is there anything you can’t do?

(Source: anna-kendrick)


(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

percyblackjackson:

Panic! at the last minute because i didn’t do my homework

(Source: braedenes)

lookatthissexything:

so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so

we

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turned

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our

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entire

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living room

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into

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a

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fort

(Source: thisshitisriddikulus)